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Carlisle in shambles right now. Live look on his daughter's IG account:

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I swear, if you guys spent a month in Milwaukee you'd all be singing a different tune. They should turn it into a giant prison, like the Kurt Russell movie "Escape from NY."

(06-19-2021, 10:33 PM)KillerLeft Wrote: [ -> ]But he wasn't like Dirk. Dirk wanted to avoid the evil city of Milwaukee so much that he arranged for them to trade his rights for Tractor Trailer.

Aside from reeking of dead pigs, what's wrong with Milwaukee?

(06-19-2021, 10:34 PM)Fuerza1 Wrote: [ -> ]Carlisle in shambles right now. Live look on his daughter's IG account:

If you really hate him, you should hope he gets that job. Working in that city would be worse than hell.

(06-19-2021, 10:36 PM)KillerLeft Wrote: [ -> ]If you really hate him, you should hope he gets that job. Working in that city would be worse than hell.

Isn't it like an hour drive from the cozy little isthmus city of Madison?

Next plan. Sign PJ Tucker. Find the closest thing to PJ Tucker. Sign him as well. Have 12 fouls to give and play physical defense for 48 minutes (or even more).

(06-19-2021, 10:37 PM)Scott41theMavs Wrote: [ -> ]Isn't it like an hour drive from the cozy little isthmus city of Madison?

Madison is rad! It's like Austin, only not completely overcrowded.

Milwaukee is the single worst city on Earth.

(06-19-2021, 10:39 PM)KillerLeft Wrote: [ -> ]Madison is rad! It's like Austin, only not completely overcrowded.

Milwaukee is the single worst city on Earth.

I lived in Madison for two years. Nice place, aside from the icicles up the wazoo.

(06-19-2021, 10:40 PM)Scott41theMavs Wrote: [ -> ]I lived in Madison for two years. Nice place, aside from the icicles up the wazoo.

Ok, so you know!

(06-19-2021, 10:33 PM)KillerLeft Wrote: [ -> ]But he wasn't like Dirk. Dirk wanted to avoid the evil city of Milwaukee so much that he arranged for them to trade his rights for Tractor Trailer.

Believe it or not, Dirk actually really liked the idea of playing in MKE. It's like the #1 German city in America. He was tempted to stay in Germany when Dallas took him; I believe the original Don had to go over there and save him.

(06-19-2021, 10:41 PM)KillerLeft Wrote: [ -> ]Ok, so you know!

I still don't get what's so bad about Milwaukee. No, it's not good, but I can things of worse cities.

(06-19-2021, 10:41 PM)Fuerza1 Wrote: [ -> ]Believe it or not, Dirk actually really liked the idea of playing in MKE. It's like the #1 German city in America. He was tempted to stay in Germany when Dallas took him; I believe the original Don had to go over there and save him.

Is that right? I've never heard that. I mean, we all know about the Nelsons having to talk him into coming, and I DID know about all the German and Polish in Milwaukee, so I guess it's believable, but I have never heard that before.

Interesting.

(06-19-2021, 10:43 PM)Scott41theMavs Wrote: [ -> ]I can things of worse cities.

Name one, my guy. I dare you!

(06-19-2021, 10:41 PM)Fuerza1 Wrote: [ -> ]Believe it or not, Dirk actually really liked the idea of playing in MKE. It's like the #1 German city in America. He was tempted to stay in Germany when Dallas took him; I believe the original Don had to go over there and save him.

Dirk's hesitancy to come to the NBA had nothing to do with coming to Dallas. Why make stuff up?

@"Scott41theMavs" NAME A WORSE CITY THAN MILWAUKEE!

(06-19-2021, 10:43 PM)KillerLeft Wrote: [ -> ]Is that right? I've never heard that. I mean, we all know about the Nelsons having to talk him into coming, and I DID know about all the German and Polish in Milwaukee, so I guess it's believable, but I have never heard that before.

Interesting.

Name one, my guy. I dare you!

Camden New Jersey? San Bernardino? Gary Indiana?

Houston? I would take Milwaukee with its icicles and dead pigs over the craphole that is Houston, for sure.

Beaumont, Shreveport, Alexandria...

(06-19-2021, 10:46 PM)Scott41theMavs Wrote: [ -> ]Camden New Jersey? San Bernardino? Gary Indiana?

Don't make me laugh. Edens, comparatively.

(06-19-2021, 10:46 PM)Scott41theMavs Wrote: [ -> ]Houston?

Houston...is bad. That one is at least a good try. But no, Milwaukee is worse.

Portland post-riots. Detroit.

(06-19-2021, 10:46 PM)Scott41theMavs Wrote: [ -> ]Beaumont, Shreveport, Alexandria...

No, no, no.

(06-19-2021, 10:50 PM)KillerLeft Wrote: [ -> ]No, no, no.

You still haven't detailed what's so bad or evil about it.

(06-19-2021, 10:49 PM)Scott41theMavs Wrote: [ -> ]Portland post-riots.

Maybe. Haven't been yet, and my buddy from there is moving to Dallas soon. He used to work with me in Milwaukee, so he'll know. I'll get back to you, but I doubt it. Lots of cool people live in Portland.

(06-19-2021, 10:49 PM)Scott41theMavs Wrote: [ -> ]Detroit.

Maybe the version from Robocop, but in real life, no way - Milwaukee is way worse.

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