Dwight Powell to Replace Nico Harrison as GM Next Season

[SleepingHero]

@shamscharania 

BREAKING: Current player for the Dallas Mavericks, Dwight Powell, plans to join the Mavericks front office following his retirement this summer. As a player, Powell played 11 years in the league, 10 with Dallas, with career averages of 6.8 points per game, and 0.4 blocks per game. Sources tell ESPN that Powell is excited to “win back MFFL’s”. 

Nico Harrison plans to step down and return to Nike to become the main liaison between the company and the Lakers.

[KillerLeft]

@shamscharania 

BREAKING: Current player for the Dallas Mavericks, Dwight Powell, plans to join the Mavericks front office following his retirement this summer. As a player, Powell played 11 years in the league, 10 with Dallas, with career averages of 6.8 points per game, and 0.4 blocks per game. Sources tell ESPN that Powell is excited to “win back MFFL’s”. 

Nico Harrison plans to step down and return to Nike to become the main liaison between the company and the Lakers.

I think you should check the source on this one. Seems pretty fake to me.

[FireNicoHarrison]

@shamscharania 

BREAKING: Current player for the Dallas Mavericks, Dwight Powell, plans to join the Mavericks front office following his retirement this summer. As a player, Powell played 11 years in the league, 10 with Dallas, with career averages of 6.8 points per game, and 0.4 blocks per game. Sources tell ESPN that Powell is excited to “win back MFFL’s”. 

Nico Harrison plans to step down and return to Nike to become the main liaison between the company and the Lakers.

Hahahahahahaha

[SleepingHero]

@bradtownsend
Patrick Dumont became a big fan of Powell this last offseason after watching his workouts. Sources tell me that it was a quick interview to confirm Powell to become the next GM for the Mavericks.

[omahen]

Obviously April fools

[KillerLeft]

Obviously April fools

Oh, right.

[SleepingHero]

Obviously April fools

[cow]

[HoosierDaddyKid]

Nice try. We know what day it is.

[SleepingHero]

Nice try. We know what day it is.

I like to think I got maybe one or two of y’all for a couple of minutes.

That’s enough for me 

[KillerLeft]

I like to think I got maybe one or two of y’all for a couple of minutes.

That’s enough for me 

I thought you had fallen victim to a fake twitter account, at least, so I suppose you got me.

[cow]

I like to think I got maybe one or two of y’all for a couple of minutes.

That’s enough for me 

The problem with this prank is that everyone knows DP has a good ten years left in his career.

[SleepingHero]

I thought you had fallen victim to a fake twitter account, at least, so I suppose you got me.

That’s fair. Although, I thought my shams fake tweet sounded real enough.

[KillerLeft]

That’s fair. Although, I thought my shams fake tweet sounded real enough.

Almost. The separated sentence about Harrison going back to Nike was a layer too far for believability. 

Still, good stuff.

[Chicagojk]

Ha almost fell for it. The Dwight part is sort of a giveaway, but good one.

[Scott41theMavs]

The tragic part is that that would be welcome news at this point.

[Reunion Mav]

@shamscharania 

BREAKING: Current player for the Dallas Mavericks, Dwight Powell, plans to join the Mavericks front office following his retirement this summer. As a player, Powell played 11 years in the league, 10 with Dallas, with career averages of 6.8 points per game, and 0.4 blocks per game. Sources tell ESPN that Powell is excited to “win back MFFL’s”. 

Nico Harrison plans to step down and return to Nike to become the main liaison between the company and the Lakers.

Uh. April Fools!

[WildArkieBoy]

Uh. April Fools!

You gave it all away when you said "Lakers."  Nico can't sell shit to the Lakers now.