DAL OFFSEASON: Trade & FA | Mavs "mostly done...but you never know."

[ClutchDirk]

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nba/article/rap...me-begins/

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https://twitter.com/burt_steele/status/1...8001002496

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https://twitter.com/burt_steele/status/1...3925816323

[jesusshuttlesworth82]

That's gotta be a troll account.

His wife = the stripper from Miami he tried to pay $1 million to have an abortion

[ClutchDirk]

https://nba.nbcsports.com/2020/11/14/tom...or-knicks/

[KillerLeft]

OMG OMG OMG I JUST HAD A THOUGHT. Probably not the place to put this, but @"omahen" are you Crazyboy?????? Been trying for weeks to figure out who you remind me of.

[omahen]

@omahen are you Crazyboy??????

Who is crazyboy?

[KillerLeft]

https://nba.nbcsports.com/2020/11/14/tom...or-knicks/

At this point, I feel so bad for Knicks fans that I'm almost hoping they get their stuff together. If Rose and Thibs aren't signs that the ship is being steadied, and they make a bunch of the same old Knicks moves this off-season, I think all hope will be officially lost. 

Anyone who follows the Cowboys should be able to feel their pain, at least a little.

[Scott41theMavs]

@omahen are you Crazyboy??????

Who is crazyboy?

Darn, I had my hopes up for a second.

[KillerLeft]

@omahen are you Crazyboy??????

Who is crazyboy?

OMG HE USED THE SMILEY FACE - IT'S YOU!

[Scott41theMavs]

I want to see Crazyboy's funny cat avatar again.

[ClutchDirk]

I want to see Crazyboy's funny cat avatar again.

Was thinking the same thing a couple minutes ago...

[Scott41theMavs]

I want to see Crazyboy's funny cat avatar again.

Was thinking the same thing a couple minutes ago...

If Omahen isn't CB, perhaps Kamm can pull it from his bottomless bag of tricks.

[ClutchDirk]

https://twitter.com/LegionHoopsRoss/stat...2805573632

[FunkBoreland]

https://twitter.com/NickVanExit/status/1...3284882438

[ClutchDirk]

https://twitter.com/NickVanExit/status/1...3284882438

https://media.giphy.com/media/PhMeJozWAOHle/giphy.gif

[Mavs2019]

https://nba.nbcsports.com/2020/11/14/tom...or-knicks/

At this point, I feel so bad for Knicks fans that I'm almost hoping they get their stuff together. If Rose and Thibs aren't signs that the ship is being steadied, and they make a bunch of the same old Knicks moves this off-season, I think all hope will be officially lost. 

Anyone who follows the Cowboys should be able to feel their pain, at least a little.

Does Thibs strike anybody as a "Trust the Process"-coach?

You hire him to win sooner than later.

[ItsGoTime]

That's gotta be a troll account.

His wife = the stripper from Miami he tried to pay $1 million to have an abortion

Ya, it also makes no sense to not go somewhere because of that. If he wants to go to a strip club, he'll go, regardless of where he is.

[Mavs2019]

That's gotta be a troll account.

His wife = the stripper from Miami he tried to pay $1 million to have an abortion

Ya, it also makes no sense to not go somewhere because of that. If he wants to go to a strip club, he'll go, regardless of where he is.

Maybe progressive Californian strippers are more open to abortions than conservative Texan strippers.

Of course that tweet was idiotic, but I allow it, for the chance that it finds his way to the Clutchfans board and triggers them into a meltdown.

[Kammrath]

perhaps Kamm can pull it from his bottomless bag of tricks.

[loki]

Since I've learned that Dirk hates Denis Schroder, my carefully laid plans have been ruined. Here's the next attempt.

1) Trade Kleber and 18 to Phoenix for Frank Kaminsky and 10
2) Draft Vassell at 10
3) Trade Wright to LA for Danny Green
4) Use the MLE to re-sign Burke (1 year) and sign the 31st pick

Luka / Brunson / 31
THJ / Curry / Burke
Vassell / Green / Jackson
DFS / Powell / Kaminsky
Porzingis / WCS / Boban

2021 Outlook: 

Assuming the minimum 3% increase in the salary cap, Dallas would have just over a max slot available while keeping WCS's rights. Fill out the rest of the roster with the room MLE and vet minimums.

Luka / Brunson / 31
Curry
Vassell / DFS
Some Max Player / Powell
Porzingis / WCS

[Scott41theMavs]

Kamm, that's pretty good, but it's not Crazy's, with the three cats with Dirk, LeButthead, and DWhistles's heads.