11-22-2020, 05:44 PM
Now the alternate Mavs off-season universe:
Draft night: With the 18th pick the Dallas Mavericks select Aleksey Pokusevski.
Board:
Donnie knows his Euros. Highest upside of anybody in the draft.
Sounds too much like Podkolzin. Bust.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
With the 31st pick the Dallas Mavericks select Tyrell Terry.
Board:
Steph Curry with master IQ. High upside.
Wingspan of T-Rex. Bust
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
With the 36th pick the Philadephia 76ers select Tyler Bey.
Board:
Idiots. Philly has a million picks.
Cuban said he´d buy one.
At least we still got #18 and #31.
Woj: I have heard rumours about a possibility that the Dallas Mavericks are very close to the idea of completing a trade.
Shams: We have a trade. The Dallas Mavericks have a tentative agreement with the OKC to send Pokusevksi, Green, Seth Curry and Delon Wright to the OKC for Danilo Gallinari.
Stein: Guys I reported this 10 minutes ago.
Board:
![[Image: crying-dallas-mavs-fan.jpg]](https://lewp.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/crying-dallas-mavs-fan.jpg)
I gotta suckered into caring about the draft again.
At least it´s not Odom. Let´s here the numbers.
62M. Bit on the high side for four years.
Three years. WTF man.
Free agency:
6.01 PM EST.
You get an extension. You get an extension. You get an extension. You get an extension.
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Porzingis: Why me? I already have $160M. Why am I even here?
Cuban: Wait you are not Willie. Somebody find Willie. Get him on the phone. Fast before it´s too late.
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Cuban: Willie can you turn on the camera on your laptop, so we can talk about your new contract.
Willie: Mark this is a little awkward. I´m sitting here with the Lakers. The champs need a new center. Hold on. Mid level. Seems a fair offer, LeBron.
Cuban: I´ll raise it to 36/3.
Willie: Deal.
Cuban: Bron taking losses to the Mavs since 2011.
Carlisle: Hey Danny. Listen it´s Rick. I know we ripped you off in the Powell trade, but don´t hang up. Donnie wants to talk to you.
Ainge: [Powell???] Ah sure. Put him through.
Donnie: So listen we have spoken to Gordon´s agent. I know this is awkward after how the last trade went for you guys...
Ainge: I´m listening.
Donnie: So we kind of struggling with matching the salaries, so we´ll have to find something on top of THJ.
Ainge: [Goddamn how much do they want to pay him???] Well we could do DFS to get to your number.
Donnie: Oh Dorian was a given, but I don´t think that´s enough. We know you want Powell back.
Ainge: [Powell???] Exactly. Help me out a little. You know how bad I got it from my owner after the uh [Powell???] trade.
Donnie: Understandable. How about Kleber instead.
Ainge: Brunson, too.
Donnie: I can´t do that.
Ainge: You always have the last word.
Cuban: So?
Donnie: He wanted Brunson, too. I shut him down quickly.
Cuban: Well done. Let´s the get the team ready for pre-season.
Pre-season:
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Chandler: Picture it. A completely new position. The stretch two. A really tall guard that can shoot the lights out from three.
Cuban: I can´t believe he´s injured again.
Draft night: With the 18th pick the Dallas Mavericks select Aleksey Pokusevski.
Board:
Donnie knows his Euros. Highest upside of anybody in the draft.
Sounds too much like Podkolzin. Bust.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
With the 31st pick the Dallas Mavericks select Tyrell Terry.
Board:
Steph Curry with master IQ. High upside.
Wingspan of T-Rex. Bust
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
With the 36th pick the Philadephia 76ers select Tyler Bey.
Board:
Idiots. Philly has a million picks.
Cuban said he´d buy one.
At least we still got #18 and #31.
Woj: I have heard rumours about a possibility that the Dallas Mavericks are very close to the idea of completing a trade.
Shams: We have a trade. The Dallas Mavericks have a tentative agreement with the OKC to send Pokusevksi, Green, Seth Curry and Delon Wright to the OKC for Danilo Gallinari.
Stein: Guys I reported this 10 minutes ago.
Board:
I gotta suckered into caring about the draft again.
At least it´s not Odom. Let´s here the numbers.
62M. Bit on the high side for four years.
Three years. WTF man.
Free agency:
6.01 PM EST.
You get an extension. You get an extension. You get an extension. You get an extension.
Porzingis: Why me? I already have $160M. Why am I even here?
Cuban: Wait you are not Willie. Somebody find Willie. Get him on the phone. Fast before it´s too late.
Cuban: Willie can you turn on the camera on your laptop, so we can talk about your new contract.
Willie: Mark this is a little awkward. I´m sitting here with the Lakers. The champs need a new center. Hold on. Mid level. Seems a fair offer, LeBron.
Cuban: I´ll raise it to 36/3.
Willie: Deal.
Cuban: Bron taking losses to the Mavs since 2011.
Carlisle: Hey Danny. Listen it´s Rick. I know we ripped you off in the Powell trade, but don´t hang up. Donnie wants to talk to you.
Ainge: [Powell???] Ah sure. Put him through.
Donnie: So listen we have spoken to Gordon´s agent. I know this is awkward after how the last trade went for you guys...
Ainge: I´m listening.
Donnie: So we kind of struggling with matching the salaries, so we´ll have to find something on top of THJ.
Ainge: [Goddamn how much do they want to pay him???] Well we could do DFS to get to your number.
Donnie: Oh Dorian was a given, but I don´t think that´s enough. We know you want Powell back.
Ainge: [Powell???] Exactly. Help me out a little. You know how bad I got it from my owner after the uh [Powell???] trade.
Donnie: Understandable. How about Kleber instead.
Ainge: Brunson, too.
Donnie: I can´t do that.
Ainge: You always have the last word.
Cuban: So?
Donnie: He wanted Brunson, too. I shut him down quickly.
Cuban: Well done. Let´s the get the team ready for pre-season.
Pre-season:
Chandler: Picture it. A completely new position. The stretch two. A really tall guard that can shoot the lights out from three.
Cuban: I can´t believe he´s injured again.