Jimmy Butler Watch

[Mavs2021]

(Pat dials Nico)
Nico: Hello?
Pat: Hey, Nico, how's it going? Say, our superstar Jimmy Butler wants to join your team.
Nico: Superstar?
Pat: Yeah. Anyway, we'd like to see what kind of package you could put together for him.
Nico (after a few minutes checking the spreadsheet): Well, his contract is kinda big, as I'm sure you're well aware. Any deal would have to include Klay, and we could go ahead and put Gafford in the deal with Maxi and Powell. Of course, we'd have to get a first back from you for including Gafford.
Pat (after laughing for about 30 seconds): No, really. Be serious. How about Dereck Lively?
Nico: How about no?
Pat: Well, then, Grimes has got to be in there.
Nico: Nope.
Pat (shrilly): Marshall and two unprotected firsts??!?!
Nico: Nah, we're good.
Pat: You'll never make a trade in this league again!! I'll see to it!
Nico: You do that, Pat. Have a nice day!

Cuban: Okay okay Pat. You win. Lively, Washington, Gafford and only to make the money work Klay for Butler and Larsson. I´ll send it to the NBA office. Any objections, Nico?
Nico: No no go ahead.
Cuban: Hello NBA Offices. I will send you a trade for approval.
NBA office: Sorry sir. You have no authority to complete that transaction.
Cuban: What do you mean?
NBA office: How do I explain this. You have children under 18?
Cuban: Yes.
NBA office: You know when they are not allowed to make certain decisions or have certain priviliges....
Cuban: Yes.
NBA office: ....cause their brains are not fully developed yet and they may harm themselves or others in the process....
Cuban: Yes.
NBA office: It´s kind  like that.
Cuban: But I have been making decisions for years.
NBA office: Sir, we have a note from Patrick Dumont and technically I should not be even talking to you.
Cuban: What you mean?
NBA office: Note says: Just hang up the phone. *clang*
Cuban: Hello. Hello.