12-10-2024, 06:58 PM
(Pat dials Nico)
Nico: Hello?
Pat: Hey, Nico, how's it going? Say, our superstar Jimmy Butler wants to join your team.
Nico: Superstar?
Pat: Yeah. Anyway, we'd like to see what kind of package you could put together for him.
Nico (after a few minutes checking the spreadsheet): Well, his contract is kinda big, as I'm sure you're well aware. Any deal would have to include Klay, and we could go ahead and put Gafford in the deal with Maxi and Powell. Of course, we'd have to get a first back from you for including Gafford.
Pat (after laughing for about 30 seconds): No, really. Be serious. How about Dereck Lively?
Nico: How about no?
Pat: Well, then, Grimes has got to be in there.
Nico: Nope.
Pat (shrilly): Marshall and two unprotected firsts??!?!
Nico: Nah, we're good.
Pat: You'll never make a trade in this league again!! I'll see to it!
Nico: You do that, Pat. Have a nice day!
Nico: Hello?
Pat: Hey, Nico, how's it going? Say, our superstar Jimmy Butler wants to join your team.
Nico: Superstar?
Pat: Yeah. Anyway, we'd like to see what kind of package you could put together for him.
Nico (after a few minutes checking the spreadsheet): Well, his contract is kinda big, as I'm sure you're well aware. Any deal would have to include Klay, and we could go ahead and put Gafford in the deal with Maxi and Powell. Of course, we'd have to get a first back from you for including Gafford.
Pat (after laughing for about 30 seconds): No, really. Be serious. How about Dereck Lively?
Nico: How about no?
Pat: Well, then, Grimes has got to be in there.
Nico: Nope.
Pat (shrilly): Marshall and two unprotected firsts??!?!
Nico: Nah, we're good.
Pat: You'll never make a trade in this league again!! I'll see to it!
Nico: You do that, Pat. Have a nice day!