MAVS NEWS:

[dirkfansince1998]

In an effort to completely control the narrative around here and unnecessarily censor people's thoughts and feelings (our primary goal), I had to sign a contract agreeing to never read anything 'below the line' or do anything against the wishes of Inspector General @Kammrath. If I hadn't signed, I wouldn't get my weekly check from L Ron Cuban. 

Over the top denial. Trying to turn it into a joke. Suspicious...

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Getting to the real stuff...@"KillerLeft" is a demon. Mark Cuban isn´t real. He was replaced with a lookalike. The mods are controlling the Mavs. Trying to turn them into a religious cult. Harrison Barnes realized what was going on and tried to stop them. He nearly exposed their crimes but he was betrayed by Dwight Powell and traded before he could secure the evidence. Dwight Powell was rewarded with a lifetime contract.

And obviously. Just to make sure that no one forgets it...birds aren´t real.